Every summer it seems I have one post that deals with the rampant sex going on in my garden. I’m not even talking about the ducks or the rabbits or even the chipmunks or squirrels. No, this is all about the Japanese beetles. These nasty little critters are sex addicts. When they are not destroying your plants they are “doing it” everywhere you look. This year hasn’t been as bad (so far). I still can’t decide if that is two or three beetles in that bloom. They have sex orgies going on where there are three and four at once. I haven’t seen four, but a neighbor has. He had a somewhat wistful
look on his face as he related that fact like maybe he was a little jealous of that beetle. I had to remind him of their life span and how much we hate them. He snapped out of it. I read something somewhere that said the Japanese beetle had the hormones of a sex starved freshman frat boy… wish I could find that quote, it was so funny and so true. Anyway, I know they are here now and I am going out to stalk them when I finish here.
I picked up niece Brittany from the airport last night. She has grown even taller since I saw her in April. Be prepared for photos of her… she’s gorgeous. We are going to be busy doing things. I think we are going to see the bean in Chicago.
I finish the post with a photo of my garden. I wish I could take a photo of what I see from my kitchen window. The problem is glass and screen… it distorts, but you see a reverse here. The window is right behind the hanging geraniums.
By the way, I have a new fun site I found by way of Dee. It is called Pioneer Woman. She has recipes, gardening tips, and photo tips… too fun. She had this YouTube on and I had to share.








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July 6, 2008 at 11:02 am
dee
you’re too funny! Love those bluebells. They’re one of my very favorite. I’m probably going to jinx myself but we haven’t had Japanese beetles around here for thirty years or more. Used to be swarms of them on the south shore when I was very young. We get those big crankin’ things that fling themselves at the screens and startle you. They seem harmless but make a racket. Have fun with the niece.
July 6, 2008 at 11:16 am
betty nurse
haha.. when i read the title, i was thinking that you talk about your sex activity. but then i know i was wrong. no human just bees! lol
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July 6, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Donna
Sex huh?Hahahaha….really not funny but such a cute post!!!! Pioneer Woman? I’ve had her on my blogroll, forever…Want to know HOW to cook that recipe? I click on her site…she’s a step by step cook. Love it! Happy night sweetie!!hughugs
July 6, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Sally
hahahaha You’re a funny lady!!!
Hope you have a good week!!
July 7, 2008 at 7:42 am
brenda
I love your pretty kitchen garden Miz Cindra. What a joy it must be to look out and see all those colorful blooms.
And I love Charlie!
July 8, 2008 at 5:16 am
Karen
What a cute video of the boys! Precious.
July 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Jeanne
I needed a good laugh. I just realized I said I would do the tea party with Jan and Tom’s Place and I had to post something quick. The sad thing is I already did my post today. My blogging friends are confused as to which post to comment on. Smile!
The garden is so sweet. If anything can cheer me up, it’s a garden.
Take care,
Jeanne